Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Cautionary Warning

"I wish I would get more home runs than everyone else on the team combined and they would love me for it."
"I wish I didn't have to worry about my job for the next 10 years because they wouldn't consider firing me because I'm so good at it."
"I wish I was just so naturally fit that even without working out or watching what I eat, I looked damn sexy in a baseball outfit."
Irresponsibly worded wishes can result in undesired consequences. Please ensure that all wishes and other magical contracts have proper verbage to prevent unintended results as casters, genies, and other magic creators are not liable for ambigous requests.

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1 comment:

  1. And then again, sometimes the results are finer than the print! Appreciate the P.S.A. Stacy, but I think results like that could be lived with!
    Nice Cap!