Snow Tan

Here is the 3rd caption in my Winter Holiday caption series. In the end, I'll post a table of contents so you can have them listed in order, but until then, I've put first, previous, next, and last navigation links to help you get through the series posts in order. Sorry for the confusion, but hope ya'll like them!

"I noticed you 'girls' were absolutely white last night. Obiviously, you need to get more of a tan," my wife critisized. "So we put out a couple of towels for ya'll." "Hun, its still freezing out here and..." "George! Shut it and lay down, NOW!" Seeing her seriousness, Sam and i promptly dropped to the towels. "Good. Now smile, 'babes'!"

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Smile, 'girls'!

This was the first middle piece of the Winter Holiday series I had planned to post. In otherwords, this is #2 in the sequence. Hope you enjoy!

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"Glad I got that shot," giggled my wife, "but what the hell do
you think you're doing wearing my best bikinis in the snow??"

"Ummm... I... uh..." I stammered.

"Oh, hush. I think its pretty obvious," she jumped in. "If
you want to run around in the snow in a bikini, you two can
wear my old string bikinis."

"But..."

"I said hush, wench! now get out of the snow." She ran inside
and grabed a tangled mess of pink and black string. "Black
for your little friend, and pink for you, dear. Put those on
or those shots show up on your Facebook pages."

Running into the pool house, we quickly changed just to keep
things quiet and grabbed a couple of towels to try and
preserve some heat.

"Alright, 'girls', time for a quick hike out front."

"Wait?!? No, hun!"

"You know I can just push this one button to post it, right?"

With our heads hung in shame we shivered and snuck our way
out front.

"Stand in the street, 'girls'. Don't worry, in this weather,
no one should be driving by to see two bikini clad babes
in the middle of the road."

"Now, smile."

We promptly covered ourselves with the towels and scowled at
them. *snap*

"Either you move those towels and show us some enthusiastic
smiles, or you can explain to your football buddies why
you're in bikini's in the snow."

*SNAP*

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Merry Christmas!

Okay, i know its been forever since i've put anything up here and thank you for calling me on it. This is just something i tossed together real quickly late at night. i hope you all like and have a very Merry Christmas to all! (i hope to make it cleaner soon, so please excuse the formatting errors ;) )

Well, i still haven't gotten a chance to clean this up, but i just realised i didn't credit the inspiration. Besides being a fan of Sasha, the idea of this was inspired by Bob Rivers's "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear"; a Christmas classic.

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Wish to be fit

Just a quick little one:

"When I wished for a fit body that was hot & sexy, this is NOT what I had in mind," lamented George.

"Well, Mast... er Mistress, with that discription, this body comes to mind," replied the genie.

"Touche."