"I noticed you 'girls' were absolutely white last night. Obiviously, you need to get more of a tan," my wife critisized. "So we put out a couple of towels for ya'll." "Hun, its still freezing out here and..." "George! Shut it and lay down, NOW!" Seeing her seriousness, Sam and i promptly dropped to the towels. "Good. Now smile, 'babes'!"
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