Award Swap

Well, this is a little different. A new app was announced for the Windows Phone by the Microsoft Research team that just screamed out for a TG them: Face Swap (heck, the tag line is: “Have you ever thought of swapping your face with someone else's?”). They're not doing a lot of anything completely new, but it is nice in that it identifies faces from any picture and swaps them relatively cleanly in a matter of a few seconds.

Below is a simple example: upper left is the original; lower right is the undoctored swapped file. I wish I could say I was happy with the result; I really felt I pushed this one, but hopefully ya'll will enjoy it. Maybe I'll actually practice it since it’s a bit more cornvenient and come up with something descent.

"Hey, hun, congratulations on our new award!"

"*Our* award? I'm pretty sure 'Best Female Actress' was for *me*, dear."

"Well, of course it was addressed to you, babe, but obviously it was a team effort."

"Of course, *babe*, I did all the work and you showed up on my arm."

"What the hell, dear? Who helped you with your lines? Who made sure everything was ready for you? Who kept track of all your scene calls?"

"Oh ya, I could have hired an assistant for that."

"Why you ungrateful little wench! I wish I had your cushy of a job."

"You bastard! I wish I could just leech off some one all day."

"Hey Gina, congratulations! Quick shot for the Herald? Smile!"

*SNAP*

"Good luck!"

"What the hell?!? where did my coat go?"

"Who the hell are you in my dress?? My body!?!"

"Gina???"

"Sam???"

Snow Tan

Here is the 3rd caption in my Winter Holiday caption series. In the end, I'll post a table of contents so you can have them listed in order, but until then, I've put first, previous, next, and last navigation links to help you get through the series posts in order. Sorry for the confusion, but hope ya'll like them!

"I noticed you 'girls' were absolutely white last night. Obiviously, you need to get more of a tan," my wife critisized. "So we put out a couple of towels for ya'll." "Hun, its still freezing out here and..." "George! Shut it and lay down, NOW!" Seeing her seriousness, Sam and i promptly dropped to the towels. "Good. Now smile, 'babes'!"

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Smile, 'girls'!

This was the first middle piece of the Winter Holiday series I had planned to post. In otherwords, this is #2 in the sequence. Hope you enjoy!

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"Glad I got that shot," giggled my wife, "but what the hell do
you think you're doing wearing my best bikinis in the snow??"

"Ummm... I... uh..." I stammered.

"Oh, hush. I think its pretty obvious," she jumped in. "If
you want to run around in the snow in a bikini, you two can
wear my old string bikinis."

"But..."

"I said hush, wench! now get out of the snow." She ran inside
and grabed a tangled mess of pink and black string. "Black
for your little friend, and pink for you, dear. Put those on
or those shots show up on your Facebook pages."

Running into the pool house, we quickly changed just to keep
things quiet and grabbed a couple of towels to try and
preserve some heat.

"Alright, 'girls', time for a quick hike out front."

"Wait?!? No, hun!"

"You know I can just push this one button to post it, right?"

With our heads hung in shame we shivered and snuck our way
out front.

"Stand in the street, 'girls'. Don't worry, in this weather,
no one should be driving by to see two bikini clad babes
in the middle of the road."

"Now, smile."

We promptly covered ourselves with the towels and scowled at
them. *snap*

"Either you move those towels and show us some enthusiastic
smiles, or you can explain to your football buddies why
you're in bikini's in the snow."

*SNAP*

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Happy New Year!

Wow, two weeks in a row... barely. I actually planned on having more in this series, but they didn't make it yet. I'll try to back fill it so ya'll can see what they went through in their Winter Holiday adventures. ;-)

It has been a wild and crazy week since our wives found us walking 'round in women's underwear in the snow. They had us do some crazy things and I don't know how Sam kept from cracking under the pressure. However, even though they took us to this New Year's Eve party in full dress, this
has been WELL worth it. Getting all they guys (and many of the girls) all hot and bothered seeing two of the lesbian couples making out at midnight has been a rush beyond any other! I don't know about Sasha, but stacey is hoping she gets to keep doing for the rest of the year what she was doing with her wife at the start of it.

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